I keep telling my doctors that I’m spotting a small creature the size of a mouse running around down in my Jungle Room.  It looks like a jungle in there.  There are layers of plants that they can hide in.  Various ferns line the ground.  Only insects live in there, but these monsters are not interested in them.  My doctors surprisingly they don’t believe me.  I have been studying these Rock And Roll Monsters when I can, but they are difficult to spot.  These monsters are nocturnal.  They have a good sense of hearing opposed to their great ancestors.  They can hear me come into the room and sing.  I am assuming this is how they know when there is fried chicken or hamburger crumbs left on the floor.  The monsters who have better hearing get the majority of the food.  I have also heard their mating calls.  They are imitations of my newest hits.  The male who attract females have beautiful voices.  Maybe if I gave them singing lessons, I could help them attract more mates.  If only.. 

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Hey, Walt Disney,

Last time I checked banana trees were not yellow, but it is the jungle- anything could happen--- Trust me, I know.                           Anyway I don’t know if you have heard, but I have a monster issue and I think Majesty could help me out.  There are monsters running around in my jungle room.  If your Majesty could blend in with the ferns and sneak up on these little devils.  Once I give the guys proper singing lessons (their painful squawks might not bother me as much) I would release them back into their habitat.  And as a reward, Majesty could eat the insects in my Jungle Room.  

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Well Oprah, swag is located in pockets round the brain. When the swag is detected, the swaginoceros sticks their long tongue in the ear of its prey, and sucks out all of the swag. (That's why sometimes you feel a tickling sensation in yo ear).

Crikey!  I discovered a new organism!  I'm calling them repto-snako-diles, or reptantis anguis crocodilius.  They're reptilian mates, who live in the hot, muggy salt marshes near the Mississippi River.  They make nests to lay their leathery eggs in the grasses around the river and feed on the fish and birds around the area.  Basically, they'll eat whatever they can catch.  They're venemous-- one bite from their razor sharp teeth and you're done, mate.  The venom is a potent neurotoxin which kills their prey quickly.  The venom allows the things to feed more easily and therefore survive longer.  They also have keen eyesight and a qucik, nimble body, thinner than a crocodile, which allows them to locate prey and nab it before it can get away.  They're like crocodiles, but they're not.  I'd never tackle a full grown repto-snako-dile like I would a croc.  I love crodociles.

Ayn, the Objectin sounds like an incredible diverse animal, but if it relies on the blueberry bush for camoflague its unusual coloration, how can it live just anywhere?  Surely an animal that relies on camoflague would not do very well in just any environment, especially ones that don't have blueberry bushes?

My animal would be a mix of two very interesting organisms, the chameleon and the cheetah; thus it will be called a Cheeteleon. My wonderful animal lives in the grasslands where it is dry more often than not throughout the year. The Cheeteleon lives alongside other animals such as bison, zebras and rhinocerouses. The plant life in the grasslands includes tall grass (obviously) and an interesting plant called Ironweed. Because my animal is a mix of a cheetah and cameleon, its evolutionary fitness is above average. The camoflauge gene given from the chameleon helps this animal not be seen by prey that they have stalked. However, the speed that the cheetah part of this organism hassupplied it with helps catch any prey that happened to see them and flee. All in all, this is an organism that most other animals should surely be afraid of. If only my show was still running... I wish I could do a special on the Cheeteleon. 

I'm pretty much in love with you & your organism. Bye. 

Your organism seems very cool. I find it quite odd that it eats headphone plants. 

Jase,

Your animal sounds interesting, but I would suggest on not calling it William because species in the past who were previously named William have died out from excessive talking and annoying personalities. Also, what are headphone plants? Are they big or really small or do they vary in size?

Yo Willie my homie waddup?? I like dat scooter thing you talkin bout , but does that thing ever just chill out? If it's spendin all its time gettin away from bullets, when does it have time to find a lil mama and make more evolutionarily fit babies? 

HOW SAD IT IS!! Nature lacks the creatures that make me say WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUTTERBEANS!!! This is why i have made my OWN creation of godly awsomness. THE NUGGLE. A nugget based creature that lives in the depths of the okkepenokie (how ever you spell it) swamp, and my very messed up mind. In the swamp there is swamp GAS!! Over the years the gas got to strong. However a mutation, which sadely did not give them laser vision, one Nuggle could breath the gas and live. He then had access to unaccesable hunting grounds and the best food. The other nuggles started to die, while the super nuggle lived and started and entire new branch of his species. That is why nuggles can breath swamp gas. While the nuggles could now breath the gas they started to die off from predators because their nugget based bodys were delicious. Again a random mutation caused one nuggle to have cells that died faster, this gave the nuggles long nails that they could use to claw at predators. This was passed down to his children and the nuggle race dominated the swamp!!!

If you liked this story of the nuggles and you wan a free shirt reply about... how to spell okepanokie... would you want a pet nuggle... and seriously how do you spell okepenokie.

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HOW SAD IT IS!! Nature lacks the creatures that make me say WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUTTERBEANS!!! This is why i have made my OWN creation of godly awsomness. THE NUGGLE. A nugget based creature that lives in the depths of the okkepenokie (how ever you spell it) swamp, and my very messed up mind. In the swamp there is swamp GAS!! Over the years the gas got to strong. However a mutation, which sadely did not give them laser vision, one Nuggle could breath the gas and live. He then had access to unaccesable hunting grounds and the best food. The other nuggles started to die, while the super nuggle lived and started and entire new branch of his species. That is why nuggles can breath swamp gas. While the nuggles could now breath the gas they started to die off from predators because their nugget based bodys were delicious. Again a random mutation caused one nuggle to have cells that died faster, this gave the nuggles long nails that they could use to claw at predators. This was passed down to his children and the nuggle race dominated the swamp!!!

If you liked this story of the nuggles and you wan a free shirt reply about... how to spell okepanokie... would you want a pet nuggle... and seriously how do you spell okepenokie.

For this post, create an imaginary organism. Describe the habitat of the organism such as climate, location, types of plants and animals present.   Explain at least 2 adaptations that it has that increase its evolutionary fitness.   In addition to your post, you must respond to a post of one of your classmates

My creature is called the sweeter. It lives in the rain forests of Brazil. There, it has a very warm climate with colorful plants. Over the generations, it has adapted to have skin that provides the perfect camoflauge. It also has a flexible spine to allow it to maneuver better to catch its prey. 

Good day everyone!

I was just sitting on my front porch and I saw the cutest animal ever called the Destined. The Destined is a cross between a white wolf and a bunny. The Destined has features from both of these animals. It looks like a regular white wolf, but it is the size of a bunny. Plus, the ears are pink like a bunny. There is also a heart on the side of the Destined. This heart can change colors to any color in the world. The Destined seems like such a romantic animal; it has a name that refers to destiny and it has a heart. The Destined and I are both romantic creatures. And if that isn’t enough, it can talk! Now I can make a new friend, and I love making new friends! This animal can live in any habitat because the white wolf lives in cold climates and the bunny usually live in grasslands, thickets, woods/forests, and meadows; however, this animal mostly populates North America like the bunny does. Since this animal can live in any habitat, it has seen almost every animal and plant. Mostly this animal comes across lions and tigers, their predators. Thankfully, one of its adaptations, which is the heart on its body that can change color, scares those predators away. The lion and the tiger are wary to eat the Destined because they think that the color changing heart could be poisonous, thus leading to an increase in its evolutionary fitness.  The Destined is a herbivore and it eats all types of plants, even the poisonous ones. This animal also has the adaptation to digest poisonous plants without letting harm come to it. This adaptation causes every plant to be a food source for this animal, thus leading to a bigger population of its kind, and thus leading to an increase in its evolutionary fitness. I really love this animal, and I think I must just have to take it and make it my new pet.

- Jane Austen

P.S. - Here is a picture of some of the examples of hearts that have appeared on the Destined! Aren't these hearts so romantic?  

Hi Nicki, its nice to have you on my show today. Now, I have a few questions abut your 'Swaginoceros' you speak of. When the swag is located does the animal simply just slurp it up or is there a certain process to this swag stealing

Oh wow, i'm going to start by aplogizing to all of you. I'm afraid I'm just not that original. But since my two favorite animals are cats and dogs (i could never ever chose one over the other) i guess my animal would be a hybrid of the 2. The Latin term for it would be felinis canis but i'd probably just call it a canine-cat. It would have the claws of a cat, in order to climb trees to catch prey and escape predators, and they sharp eyes of a cat, in order to see at night. But it would also have to muscular build of a dog, in order to run for long distances, and have the dog's sensitive nose in order to track its prey. In hot envornments, the canine-cat would have very short, light fur; but the canine-cat would most likely thrive in a jungle or forrest enviornment. of course, it would also have to absolutly adorable, and and able to cuddle with. <3

Ay Nicki. That Swaginocerous is...well...swag. It is definetly worthy enough to hang with my Shaqtupus.

Guess what...Shaq out.

Also, William needs to stay away from my Beats by Dre.

Ayyyyyye...that rhymed.                  

Shaq out. 

If I had a animal it would be called the Nomthanial Jack. It would eat ducks and the Vietnam special. It would live in Vietnam Louisiana and live in the marshes where the ducks live. On adaptation would be having a good sence of humor, because the could distract the duck and then eat that sucker. The Nomthanial Jack would alhe eave handles so it could distract you with one hand and take your underwear clean off you but with the other Hand.

My organism would be called the "Tibber."  It would live in heavily wooded temperate forests, such as in the Easter United States.  Other organisms it would likely encounter on a regular basis would include squirrels, foxes, bears, cardinals, and beavers.  Th population of Tibbers would likely adapt to their enviornments over time with the development of sharp teeth and claws to hunt their prey, as well as brown-colored coats of fur to blend into the enviornment while stalking prey.

Today i woke up and the tv was on and they were talking about how they discovered this creature that lives in the arctic.The place were they found the organism was cover in ice and located near one of the earths poles.Some types of plants were present like i think they said arctic moss and some others. Well the some of animals there were seals and polar bears.Anyways it was the stangest creature..it was like a lion, but with the big bulky white fur like a polar bear, it  had webbed feet, not to mention a sixth sence, such as sharks have,and a super strong head. They said that the hard head was for hitting the ice to break it and eat the creatures underneath it, and webbed feet were for it to swim faster, the white fur let it blend in better with its surrounding, and the sixth sense was used to sense prey and/or predators. I guess you could say this was an interesting evolutionary fit animal but, i still like bubbles, my monkey, better.